Bonus post - seven-year-old Nathan's favorite characters

I didn't have time to write a post while I was home with my family this weekend - but did find these. Enjoy!

Breaking the Ice (ENT)

Breaking the Ice is a paradox of an episode of Star Trek. It answers questions like "How groundbreaking can an episode be without actually being interesting?" and "How can an episode where characters leave the ship on a dangerous and special-effects filled mission still feel like a bottle show?"

The episode is groundbreaking and envelope-pushing in that it really plays with Enterprise's conceit, bridging the gap between today's NASA and Kirk's Starfleet. The whole runner with the grade school class back on Earth is very NASA and something we would never see on other shows (although starting on Next Generation they have the kids right on board.) And theoretically its also a way to get the audience to learn a little more about day to day life on Enterprise.

But in practice, it doesn't work at all. The scene is way too long for starters. It straight-up feels like padding. It has actual poop jokes in it, and it turns out jokes about poop jokes are not as many sophistication levels above poop jokes as they think they are. It features the actors basically playing their characters being bad actors as they awkwardly interact with the camera, which is also not as fun as it sounds (they're maybe too good at it.) And as for the actual answers, they are the epitome of show, not tell. We don't want to watch the bridge crew yakking at us for that long when the ship's under attack, much less when the stakes are nonexistent.

And that's the problem with the whole boring episode. Besides the children (who, by the way, we never get to see, even though an adorable child could maybe have saved this episode), here are the other three subplots:

- Vulcans like to watch us and be condescending ... but everything is exactly as it seems.

- T'Pol is having second thoughts about her arranged marriage we never heard about before and accidentally confides in Trip.

- There is a comet.

I honestly have no idea what was going on with that comet. I guess, it was really big? And it maybe had some kind of rare mineral inside it. Not, like, one they needed to fix the ship, just one that was shiny. Reed and Mayweather land on the comet for some reason and then basically just goof off, build snowmen, and blow something up for some reason. And the Vulcan story kept seeming like it was going somewhere, but it really wasn't. There were just Vulcans, really just the one, looking over Archer's shoulder, being creepy. Don't they have better things to do, seriously?

Only the T'Pol plot really held any interest for me, and that only the faintest bit. Maybe it's not the best idea to put the emotional weight of the episode on the shoulders of a character that doesn't express emotion? It doesn't really make your boring episode less boring.

To go back to my initial observation, this show tries to bridge the gap between present and future, and in doing so reveals a fatal flaw in Enterprise. Space travel is fundamentally less interesting and less awesome now than it is in the 23rd Century. To go backwards was to impose all kinds of limits on one's storytelling at a time when the franchise needed to be exploring strange new worlds to survive.

Star Trek has progressed through wormholes, time warps, and nebulas that turn thought into reality. Why would viewers find a really big comet interesting? Why should this tension exist between Enterprise fulfilling it's potential as a show and being accurate to its conceit, and Enterprise actually being good?

This might be why the show starts to lean so heavily on time travel as a crutch -- it's a way to deliver something new to viewers, despite that the premise only allows for the old and the outdated.

Either way, Breaking the Ice is a swing and a miss. And a miss and a miss and a miss. It's rare and mesmerizing to see a show attempt four different subplots in an episode and succeed at none of them.

Random Observations:

- Nope, I'm done. Nothing more to say about this train wreck.

Faces (VOY)

I have seen this episode more times than any other episode of Voyager. I wrote a paper on it for my Feminism in Theatre class in college, and later adapted that paper into a panel which I ran at Connecticon last year. Both of these focused on B'Elanna's racial identity and her expression of gender, looking at the Klingon/Human split as a metaphor for the masculine and feminine aspects of her personality, and also delving into racial stereotypes of Latino women (its easy to forgt B'Elanna's human half is named Torres and from South America.) As fascinating as that discussion was, I don't really feel like rehashing it. I'd like to look more at the craft of this episode, and how despite an absurdly cheesy premise it still manages to shine as one of the gems of the first season.

This is basically only the second B'Elanna episode we've had -possibly third, if we count her sub-plot in Prime Factors, which at least that gave her some good characterization. But the point is we don't know her that well, which makes splitting her in two kind of a risky proposition. This isn't "The Enemy Within" - neither B'Elanna is evil, and in fact the episode is really about B'Elanna being forced to confront the fact that while she may not like her Klingon heritage, it is a part of her she can't deny. But turning a character's internal conflict into an external one is very difficult to do without a certain amount of ham-fistedness.

The use of the Vidians is a really smart way of making the whole concept easier to swallow. The fact that they can essentially clone B'Elanna but can't, you know, grow themselves some organs instead of stealing them from people seems a little off, but other than that the idea of Klingons being resistant to the phage creates a perfect justification for Sulan making the split and also fits perfectly with what we know of Klingons from previous Trek episodes. The Vidians are also interesting characters, and Sulan's scenes with B'Elanna give us more insight into why they do what they do than we got in "The Phage". Finally, it means the episode can do a cool, sci-fi concept, and develop an under-developed character, and develop a recurring villain all in one episode without it feeling crowded, which is quite impressive.

Sulan grafting Durst's face onto his own is the creepiest moment on the show so far. Partially this is because of the inherent creepiness of face-stealing, but part of it is definitely the fact that Sulan genuinely thinks this will make it easier for B'Elanna to trust him. This just shows how warped and bizarre Vidian culture has become. When Sulan says that Durst's organs will save dozens, there's almost a reverence in his voice, like he actually buys this "greater good" idea. The Vidians are extremely evil, but they are also extremely pitiable.

Back to B'Elanna - we learn about her childhood here, and I think that scene is worth looking at. The story she tells Paris here will be told in greater detail in "Lineage", with flashbacks, but its all laid out in the first season, and will inform B'Elanna's character as we go along. Even though each show has had a character of mixed human and alien heritage, B'Elanna is kind of a backwards approach. Spock had occasional flashes of conflict, but ultimately had chosen to embrace his Vulcan side. Deanna Troi lives a well-balanced life, leaning more towards her Betazoid side. Worf struggles to be more Klingon. But B'Elanna has grown up hating her Klingon side, for reasons both political and personal. She blames her Klingon side for her fighting spirit and her uncontrollable temper, but really her temper comes from her self-loathing and inability to find peace with her own identity. It's a struggle that will keep coming around, and it makes her one of the most compelling characters on the show.

Random Observations:

Love the little Neelix/ Tuvok scene at the beginning. Those two are too much fun.

Durst becomes our first real casualty since the pilot.

Minor Character Watch: Lt. Ayala's name is mentioned for the first time in this episode.

The Doctor has some of that amazing Starfleet Plastic Surgery in his programming.

The lies that the Vidian guards tell when they take someone to Organ Harvesting are hilarious. "Where are you taking me?" "A shower and a hot meal."

It's a little weird that Voyager doesn't even try to rescue the other prisoners. Like, even the Talaxian who helped them.

This is the beginning of the Tom/B'Elanna ship.

Tom does that thing that men/ white people like to do in discussions of gender/ race where they compare some negative experience they've had with the other person's experience of oppression even though its totally unrelated, and it really gets on my nerves. It feels like he's belittling her experience by comparing it to his bad haircuts.

Angel One (TNG)

I will say I was pleasantly surprised by "Angel One", but this is mostly because the expectations I went into it with were exceptionally low. I had very little memory of the first time I saw this, but a glance at the plot synopsis was all I needed to think "First season TNG trying to meaningfully engage with issues of gender. This should be terrible."

And it's not actually that terrible. In fact, I would say my major complaint is that they didn't engage with their premise enough, and that they let a cliched subplot about a mysterious space virus take up way too much space in the episode. The actually main plot of "Angel One" mostly suffered because the writer's were unwilling to pursue its most interesting aspects.

The womanizer has become the womanizee.

What the episode dances with, but never quite succeeds at, is flipping traditional gender roles in order to emphasize just how ridiculous and awful the ways that women are still treated in our society are. Several good decisions were made in this regard - having the women dressed in sensible outfits and the men in lacy, revealing ones is a good choice, if a little heavy-handed, it at least gets the point across. And Beatta's crass objectification of Commander Riker is extremely well done, especially the way Riker starts out into it and then quickly gets extremely uncomfortable.

Some missed opportunities: I would really have liked it if one of the women had expressed a similar interest in Data. Data could have responded with his usual child-like confusion and it would have given a great opportunity for the away team to talk about objectification, consent, etc. Additionally, the fact the Beatta doesn't really take men seriously could have been a great chance to showcase Tasha and Troi, and aside from Picard's decision to have Troi address the planet, that was basically overlooked.

The crashed freighter survivor's spearheading Angel One's Men's movement is a decent plot hook, but the episode takes way to long to set it up. The first two acts create a lot of false tension, between the virus on the ship, the vague threat of the Romulans, and Beatta being unwilling to hand over the survivors, and then the last two acts suddenly feel like they're trying to cram a whole bunch of stuff in.  Basically the pacing is awful, and the faux dramatic subplot is unnecessary. And then the resolution, Riker gives a speech and saves the revolutionaries from being executed  but their sentence is commuted to exile, doesn't really feel like it resolves anything.

"Ooh - real leather. Aw yeah."

That being said, the subplot does have its moments. Especially Geordi being in command gives him more to do than he's had all season, and he handles the responsibility relatively well. Plus him sitting down in the Captain's chair and saying "Make it so" to Worf is kind of amazing.

Random Observations:

All the stuff about the Romulan ships gathering at the Neutral Zone does serve to help set up some plots in the rest of the season.

The guest casting in this episode is fantastic. Beatta does a beautiful job of casual, entitled misandry, and her Manservant Trent is hilariously feminized. Also, all the men are so short!

The writers clearly have not yet worked out that Worf grew up on Earth.

Wesley's skiing outfit is ridiculous.

All in all, Riker gives a pretty good Picard Speech.

Charlie X (TOS)

It occurs to me that at least 3 of the 5 Star Trek series have a "teenager gets Godlike powers" story. Next Generations "True Q" sees a teenage girl with the powers of the Q Continuum, while Voyager's "Q2" gives us Q himself's son (played not too shabbily by John DeLancie's son). And, of course, the omnipotent teenager episode that started it all, "Charlie X."

Stories about a teenager with Godlike powers are different than stories about grownups getting them ("Where No Man Has Gone Before," "Hide and Q," "The Nth Degree") because they're so scary. Most of us remember being teenagers, or know a teenager. How much power would you be willing to put in their hands? What would they do with it if they had it?

Well, for starters, they'd probably do something to do with sex, as every one of the teenagers in these stories does -- Amanda Rogers tries to use her powers to seduce Riker, Q2 Q-flashes Seven's clothes away, and young Charlie Evans, well, he really has a thing for poor Yeoman Rand, whose main purpose on the show seems to be being a damsel in distress, despite constantly trying to just do her duty and maintain professionalism.

It's a lot to swallow that this kid survived all on his own and, although the kid is a good actor, he's not particularly believable as someone who should essentially be a feral child (think Molly in "Time's Orphan"). This isn't really split hole given the ending, but it's a little odd that the Enterprise crew so readily buys it.

Captain Kirk up against a force that is his physical superior but mental inferior is already a tired theme only 10ish episodes into the show. We've seen Kirk face off with Gary Mitchell, his drunk Lieutenant in "The Naked Time," and his animalistic doppleganger. I think it's safe to say we get it: Kirk always wins. If he can't beat something up, he will outsmart it. And the weakness Kirk exploits here -- that Charlie can only influence a certain number of things at a time with his power -- feels like a very weak twist, a contrived achilles heal. As cliched as it would have been, I'd much rather have seen Kirk talk down the boy.

And then the ending is pretty disturbing. After all, Charlie is not an evil villain, he's a mixed up kid. And though going back to the people that raised him isn't a fate worse than death, he certainly doesn't make it look like very much fun. I think the moral is that if you mess around with dark powers, you might face dark consequences, but it doesn't quite land.

But the part of this episode that sticks out in memory and covers for any multitude of sins is the rec room. Nichelle Nichols gets to show off her jazz training and flirt with Spock, showing off an impishness that I very much hope Zoe Saldana will fold into her portrayal if the character. And the song, well, the song is something else. If you tuned in for the 60s camp this week, Charlie X did not disappoint!

Random Observations:

- I'm tired of bottle shows! Some of my fondest TOS memories involve facing off with Klingons and Romulans and exploring alien civilizations. So far we've seen a lot of amazingly ship-based adventures.

- Robert Walker Jr.'s portrayal of Charlie really is solid, mixing creepy and innocent in an off-kilter way that really keeps you guessing.

- Charlie's habit of disappearing people, and then not knowing exactly where they went, combined with him being a human raised by superpowered aliens, really does evoke a certain 1961 superhit novel. Stranger in a Strange Land, any one?

- Kirk as reluctant father figure is an idea with unrealized potential in this script. But, great territory for the movies to tread later, I suppose.

Cathexis (VOY)

Sometimes I feel like we're just kind of running through a checklist of overdone Star Trek plots, with a few truly original gems in the middle, and it makes me wonder why I love these shows so much. But then I realize that sitcoms and procedural reuse lots to exactly the same degree, and what it's about, when faced with an episode that seems totally unoriginal, is the characters. "Cathexis" gives us some fun interactions, and manages to put a little bit of a twist ending on the whole "brain-posessing alien" plot that makes the whole thing a little less predictable. The result is an episode that, while no one would call it strong, at least keeps us feeling like we're not wasting our time with the show.

In the teaser, Tuvok returns to the ship with a comatose Chakotay. Apparently they were attacked, and some kind of energy weapon was used to knock him out. The Doctor thinks he can restore Chakotay if he can find the weapon that did this, so they head for the nebula where the attack took place.

Unfortunately, Tuvok and Chakotay brought a stowaway along, an alien being that can possess crew members for short spans of time, and it seems determined to keep them from reaching the nebula. The crew battles the alien's sabotage, as well as the paranoia of knowing it could be in anyone at any time, until it is skillfully revealed that the consciousness possessing everyone isn't evil or alien - its Chakotay, and the actual alien has been possessing Tuvok all along.

The twist works, we see it coming but its not too obvious, and the climax is pretty exciting, but the episode on the whole doesn't offer a lot in the way of characterization or explanation of any deeper part of humanity. The idea of the alien making the crew turn against each other is cool, but not explored in enough detail, and other episodes have taken that tactic far more effectively. The most novel and interesting part is Chakotay's disembodiment, and how it interacts with his religious beliefs, but the show is too scared to delve particularly deeply into that part of his character, so it remains a tantalizing possibility.

There are some lovely moments between B'Elanna and Chakotay in this episode, even though Chakotay is unconscious for them, we get a great sense of how much she cares for him as a friend and mentor. The other relationship that really gets built up here is Janeway and the Doctor, as she makes the decision to entrust him with Voyager's command codes, showing a kind of trust that seems abrupt for someone she just weeks ago was still thinking of as hardware.

Random Observations:

The teaser scene with Janeway's Gothic Holonovel has no connection to the plot even thematically (I guess there is kind of a ghost theme in Gothic novels, but its a weak connection.) It seems like an attempt to feminize Janeway but it doesn't really work.

Kes's telepathy becomes relevant again, but the Tuvok alien is smart enough to shut her down before she can be helpful.

Tuvok is a pretty good choice for an alien to possess - its much easier to impersonate someone who shows very little emotion. It's sad that even Janeway can't tell her best friend is possessed until its too late.

They ejected the warp core, but we didn't see them have to go through the process of reinstalling it.

If phasers with wide beam dispersal are a thing, why don't they ever use them again?

Minor Character Watch: Lt. Durst plays a major role in one other episode, coming up very soon.

Vortex (DS9)

So we took a week off, unannounced. Sorry about that. But we are back now, with a Deep Space Nine recap: Vortex.

Throughout its early seasons, Deep Space Nine drops hints about two things: Odo's origins and the Dominion, the sinister force that intimidates the peoples of the Gamma Quadrant. Those two long plays, along with Bajoran politics, are the first hints of the unprecedentedly serial nature of this show.

Vortex is the first episode to delve into Odo's origins, and although it turns out to be an elaborate bait and switch it still manages to lay an impressive groundwork. On the one hand, we learn about shapeshifters as a children's story, as part of the mythology of the Gamma Quadrant. On the other hand, we see how deeply the mere possibility of learning about his past can effect Odo; how drastically it can shake his normally steadfast moral compass.

This tension will really define Odo to some: some of his best episodes will put his devotion to his adoptive family against his curiosity about (and eventually loyalty to) his birth parents, as it were. This episode lays the groundwork.

A desperate criminal who happens to have a shape shifting key chain and a knack for running cons realizes Odo's weakness. And he plays him like a drum.

That's an interesting angle on and of itself, and a strong thing for a show in its early stages to do: take the strengths we've just learned to love about our characters and twist them into weaknesses. But vortex had another trick up its sleeve, twisting Crodan back to hero again in the eleventh hour, and showing us that there might just be the odd thing Odo values over law and order.

"Vortex" doesn't really have a B-plot, opting instead to pad the plot with a Quark-centric first half featuring some generic extralegality and a new race doggedly dedicated to their twins, which I obviously found somewhat touching.

And there's a place to pad the episode with sandbox stuff -- cat and mouse Quark and Odo stuff that gives us the "business as usual" of their relationship. But this episode's strongest stuff is Cronan and Odo and testing the limits of our favorite incorruptible lawman -- first with temptation, and then with compassion. And we end the episode with a much stronger, more complex Odo than we ever knew we had.

No observations this week, I've said my piece above. Pictures hopefully to come.